If you’re tired (pardon the pun) of missing out on the non-sleeping competition that’s taking place online and in offices everywhere, listen up. We’ve gathered 7 cheats to get you to the top of the Worst Night’s Sleep Competition. Using just one of these will set you up for success. Use all of them and you may even achieve super elite non-sleeper status. 1. Adopt loosey goosey bedtime rules 2. Don’t slow down until you fall down 3. Drink to excess every night 4. Take sleep medication 5. Exercise