When Montréal's Kids Eat Crayons first appeared in 2007, they were described as "Frank Zappa meets John Zorn" (Montreal Gazette), and "The Dillinger Escape Plan meets Sun Ra" (Jean Belanger, Bionic) ...

Ryan Blake claims he never ate a crayon in kindergarten, but I'll bet my snack pack that he was the kid who stuck them up his nose. This is the latest evidence that things are pretty grim right now ...

There are a few simple truths in life: The Earth is round. The Sun is hot. Humans need oxygen to breathe. And Marines love to eat crayons. No one is quite sure where or how that last fact came to be, ...

Even the most inescapable and impenetrable playpens won’t stop an infant from finding a way to stick something in its mouth that shouldn’t be there. A parent can be endlessly vigilant but it’s still ...

The answer is apparently YES, because I did. I ate Crayons. After that I figured out a few of the fun things and got a little bit of an extra surprise on the last gift. Please send your safe packages ...

There are a few things it takes to be United States Marine: strength, honor, courage, and of course, an insatiable appetite for crayons. So, where should a TikTok user go after sharing a video ...

If you were to ask me directly if Marines eat crayons, my personal answer would have to be yes… But there are some mitigating circumstances. If you’ve spent some time in uniform, you’re probably ...

If you were to ask me directly if Marines eat crayons, my personal answer would have to be yes… But there are some mitigating circumstances. If you’ve spent some time in uniform, you’re probably ...

A salute to the crayon beers. (Icarus Brewing/Facebook and Marine Corps/Pfc. Justin Updegraff) While no one quite knows how the U.S. Marine Corps became synonymous with enjoying a rainbow menagerie of ...