Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world ...

SHORT! THAT! BABY! My grandma was sold as an infant in 1936 for $40 (roughly $950 USD in 2025's economy). Back then, baby buying wasn't unheard of -- and definitely not ...

Check out the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator announcement trailer for this upcoming alien infant stock market sim. From the creators of I Am Your Beast, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...

At first glance, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator feels like it’s daring you to bounce off it. The name alone sounds like an edgy joke stretched a little too far, and the premise which is ...